We just released our third game!

Hey player,

In the expanding universe of Simulation Games Co., an unprecedented venture into the realms of alien entertainment has commenced. The company has recently pushed beyond terrestrial boundaries, crafting simulations of otherworldly amusement experiences found only on the home-worlds of enigmatic extraterrestrial civilizations. These games, translated into our temporal dimension, promise an unparalleled encounter with cosmic wonders and horrors.

However, a foreboding issue shadows this cosmic innovation: the audio system. The automated voice, a mere bridge between human comprehension and alien broadcast, is prone to unpredictable failures. When this occurs, an unsettling silence pervades, hinting at the malign intelligence that might lurk beyond the veil of your screen. Should this happen, restarting the program is imperative—yet this action alone may not be enough to escape the unseen entities that might have already seeped into your realm.

Prepare for an immersion that transcends the bounds of human experience. As you delve into the eerie delight of alien entertainment, remember: reality is fragile, and cosmic horrors are seldom bound by the limits of our understanding.

I love you; stay safe, player,

Doc Sandy B.G.D.

(Boss Game Designer for Simulation Games Company)

Warning: This game is not recommended for headphones. The audio levels have been amplified to counteract the atmospheric disturbances of Earth’s limited environment, resulting in a cacophony that might fracture your sense of reality. The volume, while tailored to terrestrial physics, may inadvertently provoke disturbances in your perception, leading to disquieting auditory phenomena and potential cognitive dissonance.